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"8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter", Next → "Model Misbehavior". Family Guy (season 4) · List of Family Guy episodes. "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do" is the ninth episode of the fourth season of Family Guy. It originally . Chris is shown participating in the video "Take on Me" — a song released by a-ha in 04x08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter. 04x08 - 8 Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ Lois and I are out on our date night. General References Notes/Trivia Quotes Goofs The title refers to the television show 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter starring Katey.
Lois accepts his reasoning, but as she loads up the car to return her stolen goods, she is caught by Joe and arrested. In court, Lois is sentenced to serve three years in prison. The Griffin household turns to chaos in Lois' absence, and the family realizes they need to break Lois out of jail.
During a visit to Lois in the prison, Peter smuggles her out by stuffing her into his mouth. As Lois' escape is realized, the Griffins jump into a laundry van, where they escape to Quahog's Asiantown which evokes the traits of Chinatown and Japantown and rent a run-down apartment to begin new lives. Chris begins a career as a rickshaw driver, Stewie takes a job at sewing shoes but is fired after sewing a shoe to his hand, and replaced with a newborn baby.
Peter becomes a sumo wrestlerbut is spotted by Joe on the television shortly afterward. Joe successfully tracks the family down and pursues them through Asiantown, leading them into the city sewers. Lois decides to surrender and face the consequences so that the rest of the family won't have to, but as Joe attempts to detain her, he slips in the sewer and is almost swept off a nearby ledge.
Lois pulls Joe to safety, and in gratitude, Joe manages to get Lois' sentence cancelled, and life returns to normal for the family. Goodman comments in the episode DVD commentary that this is "one of the few times, maybe the only time, when [the show] can step out of format and point out the format.
Why can't you just hire a real baby-sitter? Well, I guess we could do that. I'm terrible at meeting new people. Like the time I was on BIind Date. I'm having a great time, Stewie. So, you ready to go grab some 'za? So, a wild guess here Now, whoever goes the longest without puking Okay, here we go. You know, I don't know if you guys had any of that pie already That's from the bake sale that Lois-- One down. I know somebody who won't be having any-- I'm starting to feel funny.
Well, I feel fine.
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I guess I'm-- Oh, boy! That means I win. I get to eat-- Oh, God! Why didn't anybody tell me My insides are on-- No. No more, no more. No-- Dad, I'm scared. Call 91 Lois! Lois, get in here I think it's all gone. I think-- I don't wanna, I don't wanna Peter, I need you to hold my ears Hey, Meg, you better check this out. I can't believe this is happening to me.
Looks like someone could use a greeting card to cheer them up. I put these on my tab. Here, take a Far Side one. The vulture thinks he's a cowboy.
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It's kind of funny. Hey, Peter, you got a card for if you transferred VD to somebody? Well, first let me thank you for answering the ad. Now, what do you feel quallfies you to be an effective baby-sitter for Stewie?
We couldn't run an ad that said "no Portuguese," but So, I see here you worked for a family for a number of years. Can I call the Herculoids for a reference? The position has been filIed. Thank you very much. You can go now. Yes, if only you were this discerning Can I stilI apply for the job?Eight Simple Rules: Really Funny Scenes
Attention, Iadies and gentlemen. There wilI be a slight change in the cast tonight. For this evening's performance How lucky are we, huh? Just watching Kirk Cameron play Jean Valjean. Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors? Peter, are you eating those? No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them. Give me a carton. Peter, it's the end of the month, and I'm calling your tab. Oh, man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
Listen, I got another idea.