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All her underwear comes in ridiculous colors. And keeps almost everything: She thinks she can speak Spanish.
But it's really just embarrassing. When the basic bitch gets drunk, she becomes a woo girl. When Paul Walker died, she was devastated, guys. Her Facebook status said so: She watches wedding proposal videos on YouTube.
Flash-mobs, Jumbo-trons, a proposal inspired by the show Glee — she's all over it, folks. When referring to female celebrities that she find attractive, she uses the term "girl crush. She admits she can have a little bit of a wild side.
She means, one time, when she was like really drunk in college, she kissed a girl. She goes to the MAC store for her makeup. She'll also watch any of the Real Housewives shows. Zooey Deschanel's character on New Girl resonates strongly with her.
She wears lip gloss.
Her dating profile includes generic statements about how she "loves to laugh" or "loves to have fun. She's not particularly religious — but she's spiritual.
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She drinks cosmos with girls, vodka soda when she's watching her weight, and chocolate martinis when she's feeling adventurous. When she takes her girl trips to Las Vegas and there will be plenty you can expect lots of selfies, a shot of Britney in concert, and the hashtag whathappensinvegas. You'll also find lots of words in her apartment: Check the coffee mugs.
Look for a poster in the bathroom. Speaking of posters, she really identifies with some dead starlet; most likely Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe. Guaranteed, there's a poster from Breakfast at Tiffany's or black and white photo of Marilyn Monroe on at least one of her walls. On sticky notes, on the fridge, on Facebook, on her Pinterest boards, everywhere. When you go out to eat, she'll have the chicken.
27 Signs you’re with a man who actually respects you
She'll always have the chicken. She hasn't seen any Wes Anderson films, but she really wants to. She knows all about the zodiac. She checks her horoscope and she's already checked if you two will be compatible based on your sign. You never feel as though they are slumming it or doing a favor by being with you. They surprise you — and not just with random gifts of flowers or chocolate.
They are evolving into a better person from being with you just as you are with them.
There is never a question as to how they actually feel about you. They are just as capable of having a ridiculous night in, eating junk food and watching crappy TV, as they are of shining up and attending an important event. Your mom likes them. You are capable of both doing your own thing from time to time without the other becoming irrationally jealous, suspicious, or angry.
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There is never any doubt that they are thinking of you, that they consider your feelings, and that you are important to their life. You both have generally similar visions of the future, and what you want out of life.
If you suffer a moment of weakness or need help with something, they are eager to support you and not shame you for being incapable of handling it on your own. Any keeper needs basic home training.