Melissa & Joey - Episode Guide - All 4
Eat, Pray, Date is the ninth episode in season two of Melissa & Joey, and the Back at home, Joe gets started on dinner while Mel “works” on her laptop, but. 'Melissa & Joey': Mel And Joe Discover They're Each Dating The Find out if they do by tuning in to “Melissa & Joey” on Wednesdays at 8 p.m. Garner Jr.. With Melissa Joan Hart, Joey Lawrence, Taylor Spreitler, Nick Robinson. Mel's date thinks Joe's cooking is something Mel made. Did You Know?.
She is married to Joe Longo Before her and Joe started dating she obviously cared about Joe but tried to not show it but miserably failed because of her nervousness. When she was younger she used to be a witch possibly Sabrina Spellman and all her memory got erased but in Witch Came First she got her magic back and had to defeat The Dark Lord.
She also had to choose between her magic and Joe but she chose Joe so all the memory she had of her magic and her battling the Dark Lord got erased. When she accidently made Elena hate Joe and she was helping him win her back she revealed her true feelings for him subtly but Joe didn't realize. In the first 2 seasons and half of season 3 she was constantly denying her love for Joe. She is a really bad cook.
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She got engaged once but during the ceremony she turned him down saying he wasn't the right guy for her. She is the boss of Joe. She broke her leg when she fell of the roof in At Last. She is really bad at keeping secrets. She likes to sleep with the windows opened and with the blankets piled up.
She has seen Joe shirtless before. When someone makes fun of her niece or nephew she stands upto them. She used to have a punch line called "You just got Burked!
Eat, Pray, Date
Her favorite hairdresser is called Calista. She is the stepmom of Dani. She is very easy to trick. She keeps some chocolate hidden in her purse. Every Christmas she dresses up as Santa. Before her and Joe started going out, you could tell Mel liked him because she had a dream that they were dancing together, unless it was just a medical thing and it wasn't her fault for dreaming.
She can make Joe tell the truth when she knows he is lying. She was upset in Let's Get it Started when she wanted a baby but found out that no married couple who had a baby ever have sex again so she wrote a contract saying her and Joe would be the first to accomplish on still having sex after they have a baby which meant she obviously have strong feelings about Joe.
She obviously enjoys fighting with Joe as it is "their thing" Very disorganized. Joe doesn't sleep well because of his 'other' job as an on-line consultant for a Russian financial firm. Wednesday, August 22nd, Wednesday, August 29th, Mel Marries Joe Mel decides to perform the wedding ceremony between Joe and Elena so the Russian can get a green card. Season 3 Wednesday, May 29th, 1: Works for Me Mel tries to convince Joe of his importance to her and the family after she learns that he has been looking for another job.
Wednesday, June 5th, 2: Toxic Parents Melissa and Joe are both happy in their new relationships, until they discover they are dating a divorced couple. Meanwhile, Lennox decides to get a tattoo after her boyfriend Zander forbids her and Ryder is surprised to find he actually misses school. Wednesday, June 12th, 3: Once there, Joe gets wrapped up in another potential financial scandal, leading to all sorts of headaches for Mel.
Meanwhile, Lennox is torn between her boyfriend Zander and her hot co-star in the school play, Archer. Wednesday, June 12th, 4: Can't Hardly Wait Joe dates his chiropractor following a back injury, and he doesn't want to rush their new romance.
Elsewhere, Ryder and Zander team up to work on a graphic novel, but the project hits a sour note when Lennox becomes their editor.
Wednesday, June 19th, 5: Oh Brother Mel's childhood friend, Austin, moves back to Toledo, and he and Mel quickly take their old friendship to a new level. But Joe starts to think that Mel and Austin may in fact be related, and schemes to break them up. Meanwhile, enterprising Lennox sells ads on her blog to earn extra money, but is horrified to discover her first sponsor may participate in unfair labor practices.
Wednesday, June 26th, 6: Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway. Meanwhile, Joe invites a nerdy kid to join Ryder in his home school studies, and Lennox takes to psychoanalyzing everyone in the house.
Wednesday, July 10th, 7: The Unkindest Cut Mel is taken aback when she finds out that Austin may not share her vision of their future and is resolute in his belief he never wants children. Meanwhile, Joe's new girlfriend is only interested in a physical connection, which leaves him confused and wanting more in the relationship. And, Lennox can't motivate herself to write her college entrance paper, so she hires Ryder to be her full time babysitter until she does.
Wednesday, July 17th, 8: The Unfriending After Joe convinces Mel to dump her needy friend Anita, he secretly starts dating her. And Ryder is bummed when all of his friends delete him from their social media sites.
Wednesday, July 24th, 9: Something Happened Mel desperately wants to be the cool aunt after she discovers that Lennox has taken her relationship with Zander to the next level, but Joe just wants to kill Zander. Wednesday, July 31st, But when the secret to their popularity turns out to be talking a little too personally about Lennox and Ryder, they have to decide if fame or family is more important.
Wednesday, August 7th, Fast Times When his apartment needs to undergo emergency renovations, Mel invites her new boyfriend Noah to temporarily move in with her, accelerating their relationship.
When she starts to change her personality, Joe questions whether Mel is allowing Noah to know the "real" Mel Burke. Meanwhile, Lennox gets her dream internship at the local newspaper, but has a hard time actually waking up to get to work. Wednesday, August 14th, Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they inadvertently sell a very personal item of hers. Desperate to reclaim her property, Mel and Joe turn to crime to get it back.
Meanwhile, Lennox's new pen pal is eager to meet her in person, after his release from prison. Wednesday, August 21st, Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mom of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighborhood as a tutor-prostitute. Meanwhile, Zander and Lennox decide to skip college and drive around the country in a motor home — which doesn't sit well with "cool" aunt Mel.
And Ryder introduces his vegan girlfriend to the joys of meat. Wednesday, August 28th, What Happens in Jersey Since Joe never got around to telling "Nona" he and Tiffany got divorced, he's forced to beg Mel to pretend to be his trampy ex. Wednesday, September 4th, Ryder gets worked up about helping out Joe's mother with "the rat".
Lennox finds out that Marco was only pretending to be into her to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Mel, as Tiffany, mistakenly makes a deathbed promise to Nona that she and Joe will stay together forever.
Wednesday, December 11th, A New Kind of Christmas Mel's sister Meredith comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her.
Wednesday, January 15th, A Decent Proposal Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to give his relationship with Mel another try.
Deciding he can't stay and watch them fall in love all over again, Joe quits. Meanwhile, Lennox plots to get Joe and Mel together and Ryder gets sick from his own cooking. Wednesday, January 22nd, Taking her literally, Joe finds another job, working so hard that they never have time to see each other. Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about putting her relationship with Zander on "Pause" when he asks her to collaborate with him on a comic book.
Wednesday, January 29th, The New Deal Mel insists on Joe "courting" her, but soon becomes frustrated at their lack of time together. Desperate to spend time with him, Mel sneaks over to his new digs, where he works as a live-in nanny, risking getting him fired—for a second time in as many weeks. Feel the Burn After winning an 8-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to preemptively join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before she gorges on the gourmet meal.
She talks Joe into teaching the class, but his harsh tactics get her booted out.
Still fighting, they head to the restaurant to meet celebrity chef Malcolm Sunderland, who immediately butts heads with Joe over cooking styles.
Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander attempt to sell their "Cassandra" web series. Wednesday, February 12th, Plus One Mel takes Joe to a work dinner. Meanwhile, Ryder musters up the courage to ask his new Chem partner Stella out on a date. Wednesday, February 26th, House Broken Mel tries to talk Joe into letting her get a dog, but he argues that he'll be the one stuck taking care of it. Meanwhile, Ryder finds himself spending more and more time with Stella's daughter, instead of Stella. Wednesday, March 5th, Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about dating her Teaching Assistant after Zander shows up on her porch.
Wednesday, March 12th, To Tell the Truth Mel and Joe have a fun game night with married couple Nate and Gillian, whom they hope to remain good friends with. But then Nate tells Joey a big secret…that Joe in turn tells Mel…who then tells Gillian… Meanwhile, after flunking out of art school, Zander shows up begging Ryder to let him secretly hide out in the basement without Lennox knowing.
Wednesday, March 19th, But things don't go as planned, and Lennox ends up moving out… and into Emerson's apartment. Meanwhile, Ryder is stuck at the Canadian border after leaving his passport somewhere in the house. Wednesday, March 26th, Meanwhile, Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella but does an about-face after helping her nurse a sick Isabel. Wednesday, April 2nd, Meanwhile, Ryder tries to win Stella back with a grand romantic gesture during class — much to the frustration of her teacher.
Wednesday, April 9th, Catch and Release Against Mel's better judgment, Joe agrees to act as a wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar.
There, Joe meets Darcy who doesn't know he has a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Zander decides to move in with two female co-eds at his college, much to Lennox's chagrin. Wednesday, April 16th, Born to Run Mel's wild father comes to town to help Mel announce her state senate run.
But when Joe teaches him about "selfies," he accidentally sends a racy photo to everyone involved in Mel's campaign, hurting her chances at winning.
Meanwhile, Ryder tries to come up with a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club. Wednesday, April 23rd, More Than Roommates Joe inherits his Nona Sophia's ugly chair - the one she died in - and can't wait to finally add a piece of his life into Mel's home. Mel, unfortunately, doesn't feel the same way and tries to find ways to get rid of the chair without hurting Joe's feelings. Meanwhile, Ryder pretends he's a college student to hook up with one of Zander's roommates, and Lennox and Zander dance around their hidden feelings for each other.
Wednesday, April 30th, Accidents Will Happen Mel finds out some unexpected news from her doctor and has to choose the right time when to tell Joe. Ryder forms a study group with a huge mix of people. Lennox and Xander get their wires crossed. Wednesday, May 7th, But when Carrie calls it off, Mel wonders if she should keep all the flowers, catering and venue—for her and Joe.
Meanwhile, Lennox helps Ryder lie on his resume to help him get a job. Wednesday, May 14th, As they look back on their years together, they quickly decide that honesty is not the best policy.
Wednesday, May 28th, Meanwhile, Lennox insists on helping Ryder get into college even though he has plans of his own. Wednesday, June 4th, Before they can even make it down the aisle, Joe sees her in her dress, prompting Mel to trash it and get a new one. Wednesday, June 11th, Maybe I'm Amazed Mel gives Joe shocking news during their wedding, and he must quickly make a decision as a result.
Wednesday, June 18th, At Last Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe impulsively invites his family to move in without asking Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Marco decides to make a commitment to Lennox while Zander tries to win her back. And Ryder takes an online course. Season 4 Wednesday, October 22nd, 1: Witch Came First A doctor's Halloween house call is anything but ordinary when it is revealed that Mel was once a teenage witch and her help is needed in a battle against an evil foe.
Wednesday, December 10th, 2: Wednesday, January 14th, 3: The Honeymooners When their honeymoon to Tahiti gets canceled due to Mel's broken leg, Joe surprises her with a cabin getaway.
But their dream vacation quickly becomes a nightmare. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to hide her relationship with Marco. Wednesday, January 21st, 4: So she tricks Mel into taking her anyway, putting Mel in the awkward situation of wanting to be the cool stepmom but having to lie to Joe. Meanwhile, Lennox and Marco run into Zander and are outed as a couple.
Wednesday, January 28th, 5: Let's Get It Started Joe wants Mel to stop taking birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure. So he invites Nate and Gillian over with their new baby to see if he can change her mind.
Meanwhile, Lennox tries to help Zander move on by setting him up with her friend Lilah, and Ryder announces his unexpected plans for the future. Wednesday, February 4th, 6: Failure to Communicate It's Ryder's 18th birthday, and the family gathers to video chat with him, but the computer crashes before they get a chance to talk. Joe insists he can fix it, but Mel is afraid they'll run out of time, so she secretly hires a Jiffy Nerd computer technician behind Joe's back.
Wednesday, February 11th, 7: Thanks But No Thanks Mel and Joe write their thank you cards to everyone who sent them a wedding gift. Mel goes overboard thanking her Aunt Bunny and Uncle Bert for a huge cappuccino machine she and Joe actually hate.
She has Joe return the machine to the store, but then gets notice that Bunny and Bert are on their way to visit the newlyweds. Meanwhile, Marco gets an offer he can't refuse. Wednesday, February 18th, 8: Face the Music Mel discovers Dani is something of a musical prodigy and gets her a piano to foster Dani's dreams. But she's caught off guard to find Joe opposed to it, until she uncovers his secret musical past in a boy band.
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